1. the-logical-artist:



    please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

    it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

    I can’t deal with this fucking website anymore holy shit.

    (Source: wild-guy)

  2. accioguitardis:



    how much do islands cost i want one

    Less than a college education


    what the fuck

    (via jewishfightclub)

    (Source: jessepnkman, via busterkeatons)

    Afterwards, when they sleep, I walk amongst them. My children, I whisper to their dreams, you are my children now. I have children once again, and your forms imperfect will be the engines to make my own blood flow again.  

    (Source: mikasaheichou)

  3. airyairyquitecontrary:

    unhand me

    lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

    (via goldengloryandgore)

    (Source: mindykaeling, via phdfarnsworth)

  4. sofiachristiansen:

    Finally done with this!  Here’s some crazy stockings.

  5. me when i get a dick pic

  6. gnostic-forest:


    (Source: naturistevie, via the-book-sniffer)




    The cause of racism is often fear of the unknown - lack of knowledge about other cultures. Travel, explore and learn - open your mind.

    I will ALWAYS, ALWAYS, reblog this every time it comes up on my blog. This is the BEST statement, I’ve ever seen. 

    I really love this. So many are dead-set on the view that people cannot better themselves but that simply isn’t true. Everybody deserves a second chance and everybody has the ability to better themselves. 

    (Source: oldblueeyes, via phdfarnsworth)

  7. havisham:


    relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

    ^ captain

    (Source: ofelrond, via busterkeatons)


    What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.

  8. julianvanurban:

    Yep, that pretty much sums it up.